we're blogging at a bar
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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