your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
