the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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