I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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