New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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