"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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