NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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