Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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