next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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