i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
