She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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