Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He did a backflip because drugs
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