After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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