Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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