She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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