I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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