at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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