ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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