I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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