And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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