were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize