Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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