worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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