But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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