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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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