Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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