Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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