so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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