i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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