That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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