You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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