I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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