We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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