At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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