found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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