Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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