they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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