Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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