Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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