This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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