Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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