Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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