i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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