shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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