Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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