the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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