I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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