You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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