Yo dont text me then not text me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye