sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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