id be glad to
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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