Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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