how can u be prego again
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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