hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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