i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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