dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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