You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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