why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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