the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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