i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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